linux: provide a /proc/$$/stat compatibility file

MongoDB wants it. In general, I am providing the information that is easy
to get, and ignoring the ones which are not - with the exception of process
count, that seemed easy enough to implement.

This is the kind of thing Mongo does with it:

2014-04-15T09:54:12.322+0000 [clientcursormon] mem (MB) res:670160 virt:25212
2014-04-15T09:54:12.323+0000 [clientcursormon]  mapped (incl journal view):160
2014-04-15T09:54:12.324+0000 [clientcursormon]  connections:0

Signed-off-by: Glauber Costa <glommer@cloudius-systems.com>
Signed-off-by: Pekka Enberg <penberg@cloudius-systems.com>